Facts about me
Tomorrow is valentines day the 14. February, 2018. I am online my laptop, in an apartment in Barcelona where I share a flat with two girls. Alex from Spain owns the place and rents out rooms. One room to Flór from Uruguay and another to me. During the past years I have lived with many people from all cultures and made many new friends. Some totally awesome others like….please stop that and my head is spinning and I really need to sleep.
1 My personality
When I got my papers as an I/T techie hacking nerd I applied for a couple of cool jobs within my sector and got them both. My one application was accepted with an invite to go on a weekend workshop in Sweden with a couple hundreds of students fresh out of university. We had to endure various tests in a Disney cast setup to measure how we performed as individuals, and as individuals in different groups. If you were one of the few at the end of the weekend trials, you received a personal assessment report and a job offer. My evaluation stated I was Mickey Mouse. I was so proud to read what the instructors had noticed about me while working in groups. I stayed with IBM for five years as such my personality very much has blue mindset both indulging the corporate chin as a team player as well as excellent individual levels of capacity for empathy and abstraction. Bleh (:
2 My style
Was a suit and a tie, putting decaf in the coffee maker for weeks and once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Always in a state of under construction ordering diet water at restaurants with a serious face and drive-trough orders “To Go”. Even now I look like a battled viking nomad with savvy track record. It is time to revamp Hans Clodhopper. Anyone out there who can tell me if horny is an emotion that would be interested in helping a fellow and go shopping?
3 My hobbies
I have to say imaginary women. I have no hobbies as my hobby has become my job in my life. I work out to keep fit and consider food a form of self respect. In truth, the answer to the question what did you do today, is often what you are passionate about. How a person response to that exact questions, truthful or not, both reflects the agenda and who they really are. Well, I skate a lot and still try to remember to boulder once in a while.
4 My Tamagotchis and other pets
Who says millennial’s can’t handle adult responsibilities? After the tamagotchi toy’s released worldwide, millions bought the digital pets, tiny pixelated pals that needed to be cared for, fed and cleaned up after. How many forgot to love these not so fury loved ones before their batteries eventually ran out? In my adult life I have owned several tamagotchi’s, all of which are gone, and one real life pet. Mojo was my rabbit for 12 years before it got sick and had to be put down. This was a rough day for me. Mojo was my friend and a “tame” wild rabbit, never caged. Mojo was living along side me in my house and was potty trained. Quite early I found a way to break his rabbit instinct to hide stashes of food around the house. It was a great comfort having my friend rabbit running infinity circles around my feet while I was creating applications by writing sourcecode on my workstation.
5 My heroes
Elon Musk took a stand before it was trendy — when in fact it was dangerous. He was one of America’s first young money billionaires from his early entrepreneurial adventures. With one of the largest sum of money in the world i decided to invest it all to change the world. I will not say much other than he is one of our times superheros who stand up for what he believes, he stands for all of us, again and again, despite the odds. In celebration of the man, Meredith Perry is the female counterpart to Elon. Even though she does a lot of business with countries I really dislike, her science and inventions will change the world for the better. Both these two hero’s are next-level activists – man and woman with an unshakable belief that there is a greater good and that it’s worth fighting for. My own vision is to drop in, maybe twenty years from now, and share a little something with everybody. And my invention got dimensions not unlike the thought of an infinity sided dice!
6 My mind
Nibble, Hug, Cuddlefuck, Fuddleplug, Tease, Suck, say> Eye spell> MAP say> Ness, Fuck, IT, Stolen, Tits, Piss, Shit, Ass, Cunt, Pussy, Lick, Gag, Dick and a Stick. Do Once, Do Twice, Do Trice, Do Once Every Waking Hour. Hard, Colors, Kisses, Steamy Wishes, Tips and Toes, Grapes and Berries, Boobs and Buts, Talks, Walks, Respect, Listen, Spoil and Adore, Disciplines, Eyes, Endless, Senseless, Soul, Ride, Convulsion, Own, Moan, Blush. Repeat.
7 My believes
If our planet have extraterrestrial visitors then the human monkey is a reality show in a far away galaxy and in turn, A.I. is here already. In a off chance that this is actually the truth then Jesus our Savior might be nothing more than a misbehaving alien rich kid, handing out weed and pulling the legs of the monkey. Unlearn what we have learned. That’s the spirit. We are souls of ancient energy, living a human experience. Karma does not exist. That or either I was a really cruel person in a past life or maybe the exception that proves karma does in fact exist. We are all the same, interconnected through our unconsciousness facilitated by our mother entity (Earth, Sun) but unreachable to most of us. If Alexander the Great had not burned down the Library of Alexandria, we would still to this day would have the Bible of Virgin Mary. I do believe the bible is a profound truth but I strongly believe our planet would be in a very different place if her books had been uncovered and studied also.
8 My tendencies
Hard working, optimist, questioning norms, doodling, check-lists, dreaming the impossible while hoping for something real. Check out my bucket-list.
9 My ancestry
It seems to me, our world evolves around greed, lust and anger. This rule is of unpredictable quality and is frankly emotionally-unpleasant. That is why traditions and celebrations are so important to me. Even more so if I had a girlfriend. Our body is a sacred gift, shared or projected, will change the partners life through imprinting. The action of intimacy means everything but us as sexually aware entities is taboo in this age. I am grateful for my wonderful and perfect children. I am so proud of them and my children are living prof that I am serious about taking part in securing the healthy part of my heritage.
10 My volunteer work
Every Friday, in 2016, I was teaching information technology to a student with autism. Other than that…I always volunteer to help, even if I have to go out of my way to do so….in my mind, this topic sounds wrong. My thoughts are currently too needy and dirty. If I do not live with my fire twin in a near future, I volunteer and everybody in this somewhat imaginary world, can have me if they want to. I promised my mother she did not have to be scared and that we would meet again. She is in heaven. If my future home is a place full of naked women will I then, when it is my turn, go to hell?